Van Gogh’ing
to cut off your partner’s ear only to gain the ability to stick your p-n-s in the hole which used to be their ear
“what happened to your ear?!?” “oh.. well my boyfriend was van gogh’ing me last night”
or
her brain must be full of s-m-n since i just van gogh’ed her
2 more definitions
verb: when a girl has ear gauges and you stick your p-n-s through the hole.
did you see those gauges? i plan on van goghing that for sure.
before inserting, you just kinda use your d-ck like a paint brush and brush is on her “lips”
yo bro, i was van goghing this chick, and she asked if i drew a self portrait of her….
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