Van Halen
one of the greatest bands of all time. this band redefined the term of shredding and good f-ckin’ rock and roll. i love them in a very hedero way and eddie van halens influence on todays guitar players such as me is extremely strong. other bands such as pod, sum 41 and blink 182 should bow down to van halen because van halen is such a better band then those poor,low f-ckin’ excuses for a rock and roll band. such rockin’ songs by van halen were runnin’ with the devil, panama, hot for teacher, ain’t talkin’ bout’ love, and the ultimite example of eddies excellence of playing, is eruption. probably the greatest 1:32 seconds of any van halen fans life. that song is like -rg-smic! overall van halen is one of the best rock and roll bands of all time and will get their place in the rock and roll hall of fame. next year baby! they will get in!!
person 1: hey dude whats that awsome f-ckin music??
person 2: its van halen dude!
listen to eruption, and youll know why they got number 2 in 100 best solos
eruption was just practice for eddie van halen, it wasnt even suppose to be in the alb-m!
a band that owns all others, the best of the best. need i say more?
van halen kicks -ss.
one of the greatest bands ever until that p-ssy sammy hagar became the lead singer.
i was one of the best guitar players ever. then, i decided to play keyboards. i needed a p-ssy singer. i fired dave then hired the biggest p-ssy i could think of. sammy hagar.
the band to which all rock guitar solos must be compared, and the band of the cosmos in back to the future. just listen to eruption and you’ll see why.
“-marty inserts tape labelled van halen to wake up george mcfly-”
the best most kick -ss rock band ther ever is was and will ever be. van halen led by guitarist eddie van halen who cannot be stopped or topped.
van halen is the best period.
a really good cl-ssic rock band but unfortunately most p-ss-es only know about one or two of their alb-ms.
everything with roth on it f-cking rocks!
expand your horizons and discover this killer f-cking band.
don’t even talk to me about sammy hagar.
sammy hagar is a cheesy d-ck.he can’t sing for f-ck compared to diamond dave.
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