Van Halen Piledriver


a s-xual act where a person is penetrated by a the headstock of a guitar, usually the person is lying on the ground with their legs over their chest so that the guitar can be driven straight down into them hence the “piledriver” term.
so i stole my ex-boyfriend’s guitar and had my new boyfriend give me a van halen piledriver with it, that’ll show him to be a d-ck

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