Van Jonesin’ It
the act of slipping in and out of an undeserved, overpaid, cronie-appointed job, for which the person has no qualifications, in the middle of the night, so that others don’t notice.
“that do-nothing, overpaid janitor failed to show up for work tonight…i guess he’s ‘van jonesin’ it.”
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