van showen
a c-cktail popularized by seattle technologists and hipsters in the early 2000’s consisting of one part vodka, one part whiskey, and one part tomato juice; garnished with celery, parsley, and sea salt. intended to challenge to the gustatory fort-tude of the drinker, legend has it that drinking a van showen to completion brings seven years of good luck.
that van showen was the best c-cktail i’ve ever had!
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