Van The Man
pretty much the coolest guy you will ever meet.
you average, everyday, ordinary, superhero.
here to help people with problems, and very slick cat with mad swagger.
ladies dig him and guys wanna be his friend.
he can always get out of any situation.
all around a really cool guy.
his connections r unlimited.
and can pretty much do wat ever he needs to do get what and where he wants.
he is inspired by neil patrick harris, chuck norris, bruce lee, randy couture, and all marvel heros.
van the man once climbed a mountain with no gear just to c wat was on the otherside.
he once walked from pasadena to chino hills to c a very special lady.
he can get into any club just by knowing people
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