van winkle


to sleep for a very long time, especially through important events.
i was so tired yesterday that i layed down on the couch and van winkled right through my basketball game.
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knocking out a chick during s-x and then -j-c-l-t-ng on her chin. when she wakes up she has a white beard like rip van winkle
dude, greg’s mom choked on my d-ck last night, and p-ssed out, so i van winkled her!
an awesome last name that derives from the dutch. usually has bad luck with stumping toes into random things. and a bad temper.
“man, those vanwinkles will shank a b-tch.”
that person who is friends with reed jennings.she is nice but sometimes odd.her cat is extra stupid
vanwinkle just fell off a cliff
a very ba last name, and your related to vnnilla ice
alison vanwinkle likes b-lls and has herpes.

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