Vandalia VooGoo
a lubed up 7 and 1/3 inch d-ck with peanut b-tter and jelly, shootin c-m into a shot cl-ss then freezin it like b-tter, put it in the microwave for a bit, spread it on your body like vaseline, pour the rest on your noodles like alfredo sauce, eat it, sh-t it out then do it again
the end
kyle and jordan could not focus on school because they could not wait for their vandalia voogoo after cl-ss and then take it to olive garden with them for dinner.
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