vanenis
like a venus-fly trap, this genital deformity is a fully developed v-g-n- with a p-n-s arising from the v-g-n-l orifice. so, when you open it up, an erect p-n-s shoots out. often giving you a black eye (if oral s-x was the plan).
chris: hey man, watch out for cami, i totally heard that she’s gotta vanenis.
matt: yeah, i know. how’d you think i got this black eye?
chris: it’s ok man, we all make mistakes.
-matt begins to cry.
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