Vanessa Wow
the type of vanessa that is so outlandish in speech, ideas, experiences, and lifestyle, that the only feedback on her is a baffled “wow…”
often an expression of disbelief.
used to identify which vanessa one is speaking of…even if only one vanessa is known to the user of this expression. not just any vanessa. vanessa wow.
expression coined by jodi trout.
“last night i talked a tourist into giving me his wedding ring as a birthday gift. he was sober.”
“wow”
“i traded it to the bathroom attendant for a cigarette and a pink starburst at 3am”
“vanessa wow.” accompanied by an aghast expression.
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