Vanilla ass cream


a pleasant smelling cream formula used for adults in whom frequently obtain a chapped or rashed -n-s, taint, and or gooch. this cream formula is rich with minerals to help restore natural skin surfaces and has a vanilla scent to block usual -sshole odors. with its thick pasty texture, it has also been used to absorb and sanitize -n-l leakage.
e.g. brad pitt: honey, wheres my vanilla -ss cream? jolie: oh, is ur b-tthole leaking again? brad: no, my taint is chapped from watching that in the heat of the night marathon.

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