vanilla boner


only being s-xually attracted to normal s-xual desires
phil: hey rob, i just had the best -rg-sm.
rob: oh yeah, what p-rn did you watch?
phil: just normal guy and girl.
rob: man, you really have vanilla b-n-r, don’t ya rob?

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