vanilla punchline
a vanilla punchline is when someone laughs so hard while performing f-ll-t– that the -j-c-l-t- quirts out of their nose.
background: i’ve always wanted to do this. one night, some friends and i dreamed up a descriptive phrase for this practice.
she went down on me, and i managed to give her a vanilla punchline.
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