vaninja


an ninja-esque attack, using the “power of the poon”; a female will utilize this sneak attack on a man to overpower him to her advantage, to obtain her female desires (i.e. s-x, money, clothes, etc.). only by mastering this skill can a female be known as… a vaninja!

tools are usually susceptible and very easy targets for the vaninja.
some clues of the vaninja:
-low cut shirt that exposes h-lla cleavage
-always rubbing on dudes
-always hanging on dudes
-sucking up
-s-xually suggestive
-wears tight clothes to show-off curves
-wh-r–ish dancing
-exclaims how drunk she is
when a female wants to take out anger on a man during s-x so she injures him somehow
i am so p-ssed at him, i am going to vaninja him.

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