vanishing fart syndrome
the need to fart only when socially inconvenient and vice versa
in public (e.g. airport lounge): i need to fart loudly
goes to toilet: unable to fart, dammit vanishing fart syndrome (acute vfs)
back in public: oh no! oh f-ck it, might as well just fart to the tune of game of thrones
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