vanity pounds
the extra weight you have which detracts from your aesthetic beauty. canadians and europeans refer to them as “vanity kilograms.”
“yo dawg, you’re a really nice guy, but the ladies might find you alot hotter if you lost about eight vanity pounds.”
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