VANK
vank is the psuedonym of a prolific korean spammer.
me: sh-t, vank just sent me millions of spam e-mails about some sh-t called dokdo. whatever.
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a very angry w-nk.
girl: “me and my boyfriend were suppose to meet last night, it was going to be the first time we made love.”
boy: “what happened?”
girl: “his car broke down and he couldn’t get here!”
boy: “ha, i bet he had a vank.”
girl: “vank?”
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