Vapire


vapire (noun) pr-nounced (vay-pire) someone who smokes cigarettes, but hits your e-cig all the time. a nicotine vampire. vapires can only be killed by being stabbed in the heart with a sharp electronic cigarette, or in the ear.
michael: dude my battery is already dead. rachael has cigarettes wtf?
gabriel: she sounds like a vapire, better stab her.

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