vapor lock


a s-x act that involves a woman being penetrated by three men via the v-g-n-, mouth and -n-s simultaneously.
she put in a great performance for a newcomer, but she seemed to get overwhelmed in the vapor lock.
the act of plugging every hole of a chick
tom, pat, and steve vaporlocked jessica.
vapor lock is when you eat something hot (like hot salsa). after the first bite, your tongue goes numb and you constantly hiccup for 10 minutes. then things settle down and you can eat the rest of your salsa then.
1- matt are you ok?
2- no, i have serious vapor lock.i just had some (hiccup) of andy’s fire salsa (hiccup) and i am lit up (hiccup).
1- can get you any thing?
2- how about some more salsa and later you can get me a snow-cone to cool my -ss off.
vapor lock is why men snore when they sleep on their back caused by their b-lls flopping over their -sshole.
i didn’t get any sleep last night because scott was vapor locked.
when your -ss checks have slacked together and you try to fart, resulting in confusing and pain, followed by anger
i woke up vaporlocked when bren shlacked me
another term for a heart attack.
that dude had a vapor lock and dropped like a sack of livers.

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