varicose vaj
n: a former sloot. an older woman who, in her former days, was a total sl-t. she may still be a sl-t, but a more reserved one. must be at least 50 yrs to be considered a varicose vaj.
guy 1: dude, i was on my last leg so i had to go home with her. she was my last chance. but when i woke up i realized i just f-cked a varicose vaj.
guy 2: uggh! that’s so gross.. i don’t know if i can talk to you anymore.
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