various thivs
various thivs are defined as an unclear quant-ty of -ssorted, unrelated food items that are eaten with the hands in a hideously barbaric fashion.
separate from eating a meal, which is a formally arranged -ssortment of ingredients on a plate and is ordinarily done by people with self respect, various thivs are individual ingredients eaten by cavemen who don’t give a f-ck and can range from tortilla chip crumbs to an entire half of a sandwich.
essentially, it is snacking until you’re not hungry anymore and don’t bother eating dinner.
jackie: did you eat dinner?
joe: no i just ate various thivs
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