varnish
1. (adj) to be inebriated or drunk to within an inch of your life; a good night
2. (adj) to be f-cked over
1. “man, last night i was so varnish that i shaved my b-lls with a circular saw”
1. “last night was so varnish man!”
2. “dude did you hear about jim? his girlfriend dumped him for a bis-xual goat! talk about being varnished.”
another word for c-cksucker, because they polish wood
that chick polish’s so much wood we nicknamed her varnish
to vanish to somewhere everyone knows you’re at. so you dissapear but people have knowledge of knowing where you are.
“he varnished, but returned shortly…unlike waldo”
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