Varnished


when unexpected, unwelcome company invites themselves along, and overstays their welcome, oblivious to the fact that they weren’t welcome in the first place.
we went out to a nice dinner and got varnished. he sat with us the whole time, telling us boring stories.
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alcohol intoxicated, drunk
i’ll bet she got varnished after work and p-ssed out on the bench.

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