varnished monkey
someones who’s really vain and makes an unecessary effort with their appearance e.g. a well oiled, beautifully bronzed sunbather at a tourist resort, or a cool kid with too much gel in their hair. the phrase was first used in german (lackierter affe), and is a lovely description of that loathsome type of person.
arnie: “check out my beautifully oiled biceps”
sally: “wow! you’re a real varnished monkey!”
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