Varnishing the O
1. licking the -n-s
2. pleasuring oneself whilst being female
3. lubing up
4. literally varnishing a big o which has fallen of the front of a shop and is now serving as an ornament in a gentleman’s apartment.
5. other s-xually euphemisms of the readers choosing.
i hope the police don’t see me varnishing the o in the garden this summer, hopefully they won’t recognise it if they do!
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