vartanian


a short haired douche bag that drives expensive white trucks. he thinks he’s the sh-t and lives in his fancy house next to car dealer.
vartanian: hey guys wanna go tip cows in my expensive truck?

us: no vartanian we dont like douche bags in our town.

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