vasko’d
the act of doing anything you possibly can to get laid. natural stupidity, and lack of skills, causes someone to desperately try to get any attention what-so-ever from a female. attempts include writing sappy poems, asking people to stay long enough to get to know you, or talking about having to pay millions to be with a women.
ryan vasko’d last night when he put “the notebook” as one of his favorite movies on facebook
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