Vautin
the most amazing last name in the history of last names! all the offspring are dammmmmmmn fine. who wouldn’t love a vautin?
person a- “smith, thompson, gray, baker, vautin…”
person b- “yes thats me, vautin”
person a- “hollllyyy sh-t you are a vautin” -dies from a sudden feeling of amazingness radiating from the vautin-
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