vauxhall ashtray


a.k.a the vauxhall astra motot car. called the ashtray because it will get stolen and set on fire by asbo loving sc-m.
insurance company:”would you like comprehensive cover for your vauxhall ashtray sir?” you:”just fire and theft please” insurance company :”are you sure sir?” you:”i’m sure. its on fire now!”

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