vct
visible camel toe (camel toe)
my bro jb thought some cougar in tight pants was trying to steal a yo-yo from kmart, but i told him not to worry cause it was only vct.
virgin conspiracy theory: a girl who claims to be a “virgin” but clearly has f-cked way too many guys to count on two or 3 sets of hands, usually puts on the sweet and innocent act, most always plays the “i’m a good girl” card….but has hooked up with most if not all guys in a specific friend group and/or college/university. tends to lose things alot, most commonly her v card but always manages to find it….then lose it once again. also a compulsive liar.
v card thief #1: “dude she told me she’s a virgin”
v card thief #2: “ahh sh-t not another vct”
v card thief #1: “a what?”
v card thief #2: “virgin conspiracy theory”
v card thief #52: “yea she’s a ho fo sho…trust me”
a p-ssy group of p-ssys than say they lick p-ssy but dont cuz they have p-ssys and are to p-ssy to lick p-ssy even if there s-x drive wanted them to lick p-ssy.
carlos, gay french dude who washes isaacs b-lls. calls himself goose thinking its cuz hes so cool, when really its cuz he’s r-t-rded and no1 likes him, and evryone wants him to fly back to the sh-thole he came out of.
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