VDSE (Vapid Dick-Sucking Eyes)


a condition that refers to the soulless appearance of eyes belonging to women who frequently, thoughtlessly suck d-ck. vdse is rampant on college campuses internationally, and can also frequently be found in nightclubs amongst females hovering in close proximity to the bar. vdse is not contagious.
“dude, what’s wrong with that chick?”
“nothing man, she’s totally hot”
“but dude, those eyes…”
“f-ck, she’s totally got vdse (vapid d-ck-sucking eyes)”
“what’s vdse?”
“vapid d-ck sucking eyes, ask your doctor about it.”

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