v;dw
short for “video; didn’t watch”. the well-known phenomenon of clicking what appears to be a link to an interesting article, only for it to be a video, usually of a smiling blonde chick reading a list. the tab or window is closed immediately, because (a) video takes much longer to get through than a simple buzzfeed-style article, or (b) the surfer is doing it on work time, when watching videos can get you fired.
similar in context to tl;dr (too long; didn’t read.)
“top ten funniest things about dying in a house fire. looks interesting.
“ehh, it’s a video. naw.”
(reply to thread on facebook, reddit, etc.: “v;dw”)
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