vegan carpetbagger


a: a lesbian who does not eat p-ssy because of her profound belief that eating meat is morally wrong.

b: a lesbian with a strict catch and release policy when it comes to p-ssy
a: stay away from that chick, she’s a vegan carpetbagger. she gave me a twenty minute lecture on veganism when i asked her to go down on me!

b: that female was nuts. a real vegan carpetbagger. she picked me up then spent an hour taking care of my v-g-n-, combing my pubic hair, petting and talking baby talk to it before bursting into tears and telling my p-ssy to go free.

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