Vegan Denial
a person who denies, because they are ignorant, that being vegan is better for your health, better for animals, better for the environment and better for world hunger.
also applied to governments who repeatedly ignore reports that they themselves commission that their population must move away from meat in order to feed itself.
dave is in such vegan denial: he thinks that we can carry on eating meat and still have enough food for everyone in the world!
the us government is in real vegan denial: ignoring all the evidence!
when a vegan believes disgusting food taste good because:
1. he or she has been vegan so long, he or she forgets what good food tastes like.
2. he or she is so p-ssionately devoted to veganism that psychologically vegan subst-tutes must taste good.
note: not all vegan food is bad and not all vegans are in vegan denial.
how can anyone buy those vegan cupcakes? they taste like chalk.
vegan denial.
or
i made these vegan fish tacos. they are good, not vegan denial good.
when a vegan believes disgusting food taste good because:
1. he or she has been vegan so long, he or she forgets what good food tastes like.
2. he or she is so p-ssionately devoted to veganism that psychologically vegan subst-tutes must taste good.
note: not all vegan food is bad and not all vegans are in vegan denial.
how can anyone buy those vegan cupcakes? they taste like chalk.
vegan denial.
or
i made these vegan fish tacos. they are good, not vegan denial good.
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