vegan handshake
the act of jerking off with a piece of kale between your hand and your woodie to prevent direct interaction with red meat.
the young hipster yelled “who dat” to impress his friends in the other room while giving himself a vegan handshake.
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the s-xual act of two vegans scissoring.
mary and i share the same core beliefs, one of them being that a vegan handshake is the way to live, and the other one being that depriving our bodies of nutrition is the way to die.
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