vegan slap


preferably delivered to a target who is vegan (by contrast, the slapper may be of any dietary orientation). a vegan slap is the daintier version of a pimp slap, although the motion is still the same. it is delivered using a backhand motion at a straight 90 degree angle, though the hand kind of drifts up in the beginning to appear more un-ssuming. unlike with a pimp slap, a vegan slap may hit any part of the body of the target, and the slapper need not hit the slappee with his/her hand. s/he may use a vegetable instead, i.e. a head of broccoli. or a piece of rolled up paper will do.

it is called a vegan slap for two reasons:
1) if you hit a poor vegan too hard, s/he might collapse. not enough iron.
2) you’re probably jealous of that person’s strength and discipline in following their morals (and dietary habits that aren’t easy) – especially if s/he is very humble about it. take that, you meat-eaters.

the motion seems graceful and casual, but it is more effective if you add force at the very end, to make the nice smacking sound accompany the blow.
boss -vegan slaps!- vegan employee with a report.
employee: -flinches- what’d i ever do to you?
boss: no, it’s what haven’t you done for me lately, you dirty vegan.

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