Vegas

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trunication of “las vegas”. used often in reference to the city in nevada, or the lifestyle of the late 1950’s that typified the “rat pack” era.
i blew money at a casino, saw a stage show, got drunk at a bar and got lucky with a cute lady. i guess you could say i had the vegas experience.
he is the spanish ninja from street fighter series. vega is an extremely narcissistic and agile fighter. he is known around the world as a deadly -ss-ssin and a practioner of the art of “spanish ninjitsu” he wears a metal mask to both cloak his ident-ty and protect his flawless featuires from harm. he also fights with a razor-sharp set of claws. above all else, he respects beauty. in the j-panese version of street fighter ii, his name was balrog.
vega is the brightest star in the constellation lyra and is the fifth brightest star in the sky. the name of the star comes from arabic and means “the swooping eagle”. as part of the constellaion lyra it represents a jewel set in the body of the harp.

vega is only 25.3 light years from earth. it is a main sequence star like our sun, however it is twice as m-ssive and burns fifty times brighter than our sun. vega’s current age is between 200 and 500 million years (our sun is about 4.6 billion years old).

vega was the first star to ever be photographed, have it’s spectrum -n-lized, and it’s parallax measured. it has also been in many science fiction novels and movies, such as “contact.” and in 14,000 ad vega will become the north star, replacing polaris in the position in the sky.
since vega is so much more powerful and younger than our sun, scientists doubt that life has evolved in it’s solar system.
a place where we do dumb sh-t when we’re f-cked up. where dentists marry strippers, hot school teachers get attacked by naked chinese men, and where those chinese men kidnap people named doug. where tigers are kidnapped, chickens roam inside, and neon strippers jack up your car.
“what happens in vegas, stays in vegas. except for herpes- that sh-t’ll come back with ya.”
garci y vega – a brand of cigars used to smoke marajuana. california version of the phillyblunt
“i got a vega and you don’t got one!”.
spanish warrior from capcom’s successful figihting game “street fighter”. egostatistical ninja who feels that he is the best looking creature alive.

vega is best identified by his claw, mask, snake tatoo, and ponytail.
a vehicle manufactured by chevrolet from 1971-1977. they looked similar to the camaros of that era. they were available as hatchbacks or station wagons. they have a penchant for doing well at the drag races (that is, if you know what you’re doing). most that you will see nowadays are fibergl-ss or are steel that are goobered up with bondo.
my dad’s ’73 vega will wipe your little rice burner right off the f-ckin’ track, b-tch.