Vegas wife


a stripper, more specifically the individual stripper you end up giving more money to on your trip to vegas than you spent on your wife’s/girlfriend’s last birthday present. most likely she was the one in the club that convinced you that “she’s really into you” and let you touch her b–bies, despite a strict “hands off” policy.
“man, i really hope my vegas wife teekay is working at the club tonight. she really gets me, not like my girlfriend back home.”

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