vegemite sandwich

vegemite sandwich
code word used by h-m-s-xuals for getting your -ss licked. vegemite sandwich was originally popularized by “men at work” in their 80’s song “downunder”.

there are numerous references to the h-m-s-xual community in the song. read the excerpt below and see the “real meaning”.

“buying bread from a man in brussels
he was six foot four and full of muscles
i said, “do you speak-a my language?”
he just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich”
bruce gave me the best vegemite sandwich i’ve ever had.
4 more definitions
it is when a female gives -n-l to a man with a strap-on then rubs it in her p-ssy covering it in sh-t then tells the man to eat her vegemite sandwich.
my girlfriend told me to eat her vegemite sandwich after she gave me -n-l last night.
a s-xual act in which a person defecates on another’s torso and proceeds to -j-c-l-t- on the pile (this gives the dark brown color and salty taste), the two then embrace, thus completing the ‘sandwich’.
he smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.
to give a vegemite sandwich: an event wherein a person who has recently defecated, requests a rimjob from another person.
colin went to the toilet, come back and gave me a vegemite sandwich, it was great.
a white -ss who thinks they are black; white on the outside, black on the inside.
“d-mn, that f-cker thinks he’s a vegemite sandwich”