vegetarian blooddonor
a creature that does not eat meat and is afraid of blood. it fears needles and therefore fails at being blooddonor.
when a girl walks in an says:
“hi, i’m sooo afraid of needles and blood, but hey i’m a vampire, can i have your salat?”
you offer her a hotdog and she says:
“no thanks, i’m a vegetarian!”
you can be sure that she’s a vegetarian blooddonor! run for your life….
1 more definition
a creature that does not eat meat and is afraid of blood. most often a girl (that is a vampire too). most commonly found in jutland, denmark. you know you are dealing with a vegetarian blooddonor, when she steals your vegi-lunch and small letmælk-milkboxes. they fear needles and therefore fail at biologi!!
when a girl walks in an says:
“hi, i’m sooo afraid of needles and blood, but hey i’m a vampire, can i have your salat?”
you offer her a hotdog and she says:
“no thanks, i’m a vegetarian!”
you can be sure that she’s a vegetarian blooddonor! run for your life….
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