Vegjimp


the common word for a vegetarian imitation-shrimp product, used primarily in underprivileged communities.
person a: “aw h-ll naw. i cannot eat that okonomiyaki because it has shrimp in it. i’m a vegetarian, you see, my homeboy.”
person b: “do not worry yourself on this matter, my dawg. they are, in fact, vegjimps, and therefore not proscribed by your dietary restrictions. word.”

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