Vegturbate
to m-st-rb-t- oneself with a vegetable. lengthy, girthy, raw vegetables are preferred such as carrots, cuc-mbers zucchini, squash, etc.
helen went to the kitchen to make herself a salad. the sight of the carrots and cuc-mbers made her h-rny and moist. the next thing she new she started to vegturbate and her -ss was plugged with a cuc-mber and she was diddling her vajay with a carrot to a mind numbing -rg-sm.
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