Vein Drain
an unfortunate and potentially traumatic experience which occurs when a heteros-xual male is masturbating to a p-rno flick, and notices that the p-rno flick is about to enter the money shot scene. the masturbator furiously races to match the timing of his -j-c-l-t–n with that of the p-rn star’s facial spray onto the c-m-craving wh-r-. however, just when the masturbator is about to climax, the scene inexplicably cuts from the gaping wh-r- to a close-up of the p-rn star’s sweaty face as he is j-zzing. as a result, the masturbator ends up draining his w-lly to the p-rn star rather than the c-m sl-t, leading to a deeply unpleasurable -rg-sm, severe long-term emotional stress, and a dark era in the masturbator’s existence as he questions the meaning and purpose of life. the p-rn star’s face is generally accented by a visible vein popping from his beefy forehead, hence the term vein drain.
dude, i was jerking off to “b-tt f-ck sl-ts go nuts pt. 9” last night, but just as i was about to erupt in sludge, the camera cut to the roid-head, leading me to vein drain. i have decided to leave all my belongings to you in my will.
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