velchie
velchie – the substance or residue left over from ones v-g-n-l burp or belch.
velcie: “bro do you see that chick over there? last week i was f-cking her, and sure enough the next day i had a bunch of velchie under my foreskin!”
kravex: “holy sh-t dude! that almost sounds like your name!”
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