Velcro

the bro-love inspired intimate act of two males scouring one anothers well developed beards together. to be used in place of: handshaking, high fiving, or cuddling after s-x.
“nice job down there bro! come give me some velcro!!”
an act that is so easy it’s like unhooking hook and loop fasteners aka velcro. can also be used to affirm an action that will be taken.
guy 1: hey can you you turn off the lights after you leave?

guy 2: of course, straight velcro baby
shoes with velcro fasten straps instead of shoe laces, ideal for getting naked at fast speeds in because you don’t have to untie your shoes. definitely a worthwhile purchase.
shoes footwear nudity velcros
(noun) the interlocking of arm hair that occurs when two males are walking, standing or sitting in uncomfortable proximity to one another while wearing short sleeves.
“dude, you’re giving me velcro, back off a little!”

“i feel something tickling my arm…. oh sh-t, it’s velcro”
a tool used to hold back v-g-n-l lips that are so large, they interferer with s-xual intercourse.
this woman needs some velcro, its like elephant ears on steroids down there.
(verb) to velcro: to mingle pubic areas together during lesbian s-x;

(noun) velcro: the pubic hair

(abstract noun): the act of rubbing one velcro against another

derivitives:

velcro style
velcro s-x
velcro meshing
velcro frotting
velcro fun

the two women gave each other a good old velcro up against the wall in the gay club.

the noise of intertwining velcro disturbed the sleepers in the next bed.

her velcro was as crinkly as a persian lamb coat.
tiny interlocking loops of man-made material. found on the shoes of kindergardeners.
person: “i want interlocking loops of man-made material on my shoes so i can be cool. i think i will buy shoes with velcro straps.”