velcro-shoes special
1. a completely idiotic person that doesn’t know any better.
2. a person that is so crazy s-xy that they don’t need to impress anyone, and can wear such things as velcro shoes.
3. an old asian man that needs to be told how terrible those shoes really are… i mean come on!!
what the h-ll did you do that for? you know most of the time your a complete velcro-shoes special.
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