velcroed
when you scr-pe your skin on velcro creating large scratch patch.
i just got velcroed on his shoes!
to get one’s moustache inextricably entwined in one’s partner’s bearded oyster hair
mr & mrs pavarotti had become so firmly velcroed he could not sing at vinny’s barmistva. instead they got coldplay
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