velcrofart
a velcrofart describes the situation where, to pluck an example out of thin air, a bloke called binkie has been ordered out of the dandy lion arms, because the fumes from his -rs- are upsetting the licensee’s children, but when he re-enters the bar, the gut-wrenching stench follows him back in.
bert – christ who ripped that one?
sam – oh no! binkie’s dropped another velcrofart; they stick to him like bud flanagan used to stick to chesney allen …
a bottom bugle that follows the creator from one area to another. see sh-t shadow
“that was one h-ll of a velcro fart i just did. i released it at the bottom of the high street and it’s still with me now.”
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