Velindre
synonym for corruption and nepotism
question: where can someone who is totally unqualified get a job as general manager?
answer: velindre
the only place in the world where someone with a p-ss degree (i.e. too thick for third cl-ss honours) and who takes over ten years to get a masters degree (it usually takes only one year) can blag a job as a princ-p-l scientist.
gearge dubya bush can always get a job as professor of linguistics at velindre when he retires.
velindre is a thoroughly british inst-tution that continues to make a significant contribution to reducing welfare dependence – by employing just about any loser. ronald reagan (or any other dumb -ss for that matter) could have been a velindre honcho, even if he had to take the alzheimer’s express to work.
kev: oi! brainiac! gis a job at velindre.
boss: you look a bit shakey to me, and not in a good way.
kev: you what?
boss: i like your style, you can have my job.
kev: sweet.
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