velma syndrome
velma syndrome is when a person with gl-sses is punched hard enough that his or her gl-sses are removed from their face causing a lack of vision.
symptoms of velma syndrome:
1. loss of gl-sses
2. hallucinations
3. getting your -ss beat in a fight
jinkies… he punched the h-ll out of me! i’m having velma syndrome right now!
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